Thursday, December 13, 2007

14

I'm better than the Andrews Sisters!

13

That song goes straight to my butt.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

12

Gary Busey called. He wants his buck teeth back.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

11

Sometimes God works in mysterious and shitty ways.

10

You've obviously never owned a coin before.

Monday, November 12, 2007

9

You clearly don't understand Gherkin (pickle) culture.

Friday, November 9, 2007

8

Frankenstein's Monster called and wants his bolts back.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

7

Canadians are so cool. I wish I was Canadians.

6

(Running around flapping his arms)

CAW! CAW! It's the Love Dragon! CAW!

Monday, October 29, 2007

5

You use the phone,
you hear the tone.

Monday, October 22, 2007

4

Unfortunately, it takes all kinds.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

3

I don't mean this in any wrong way, but, I love my butt. And I love others to love my butt. And I love to watch you loving...(spaces out for a moment)...my butt.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

2

You obviously have no respect for the solar plexus. You don't even know what it is.

1

That chased all the Care Bears out of my tummy.