14

I'm better than the Andrews Sisters!

13

That song goes straight to my butt.

12

Gary Busey called. He wants his buck teeth back.

11

Sometimes God works in mysterious and shitty ways.

10

You've obviously never owned a coin before.

9

You clearly don't understand Gherkin (pickle) culture.

8

Frankenstein's Monster called and wants his bolts back.

7

Canadians are so cool. I wish I was Canadians.

6

(Running around flapping his arms)

CAW! CAW! It's the Love Dragon! CAW!

5

You use the phone,
you hear the tone.

4

Unfortunately, it takes all kinds.

3

I don't mean this in any wrong way, but, I love my butt. And I love others to love my butt. And I love to watch you loving...(spaces out for a moment)...my butt.

2

You obviously have no respect for the solar plexus. You don't even know what it is.

1

That chased all the Care Bears out of my tummy.