5

You use the phone,
you hear the tone.

4

Unfortunately, it takes all kinds.

3

I don't mean this in any wrong way, but, I love my butt. And I love others to love my butt. And I love to watch you loving...(spaces out for a moment)...my butt.

2

You obviously have no respect for the solar plexus. You don't even know what it is.

1

That chased all the Care Bears out of my tummy.