Friday, August 28, 2009

39

(a new song)
Shitcracker box to the shoooooorrre!

Monday, August 24, 2009

38

Wow, you know, that internet thing really took off!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

39

After seeing the movie Julie & Julia: "That movie is so inspiring! It inspires me to make you quit your job and cook for me for a year!"

Friday, May 22, 2009

38

(Absolutely thrilled with himself) I made up the most amazing joke in my dream last night and I laughed myself awake!
What do you call Snow White having sex with a dwarf?
Surly With A Minge On Top!

37

I wish I had a foley for my life!!!

36

I'm totally working my Bytes down to the bits over here.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

35

I have an emotional goiter!

Monday, February 2, 2009

34

I love emotions!!!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

32

Playing Mario Galaxy, and genuinely upset:
"How are these people living without atmospheres?"

Thursday, January 29, 2009

31

Middle of the night, we're both asleep, David rolls over and whispers in my ear,
"Run."

30

HOOT! HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!
(he said this while asleep)