39

(a new song)
Shitcracker box to the shoooooorrre!

38

Wow, you know, that internet thing really took off!

39

After seeing the movie Julie & Julia: "That movie is so inspiring! It inspires me to make you quit your job and cook for me for a year!"

38

(Absolutely thrilled with himself) I made up the most amazing joke in my dream last night and I laughed myself awake!
What do you call Snow White having sex with a dwarf?
Surly With A Minge On Top!

37

I wish I had a foley for my life!!!

36

I'm totally working my Bytes down to the bits over here.

35

I have an emotional goiter!

34

I love emotions!!!

32

Playing Mario Galaxy, and genuinely upset:
"How are these people living without atmospheres?"

31

Middle of the night, we're both asleep, David rolls over and whispers in my ear,
"Run."

30

HOOT! HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!
(he said this while asleep)