11

Sometimes God works in mysterious and shitty ways.

10

You've obviously never owned a coin before.

9

You clearly don't understand Gherkin (pickle) culture.

8

Frankenstein's Monster called and wants his bolts back.

7

Canadians are so cool. I wish I was Canadians.

6

(Running around flapping his arms)

CAW! CAW! It's the Love Dragon! CAW!