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You clearly don't understand button culture!

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Science is an imperfect science.

23

What the h-e-double-hell are you talking about?

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Last night I dreamed I was riding a big pepperoni pizza like it was a magic carpet! I was holding on the the crust and zooming along! And to be honest, I was annoyed because the pepperoni was greasy and was making my underpants soggy.